What will a man do if he sits on a drawing-pin?
SWEDISH: stands up, whisk away the drawing-pin, look: "is there another drawing-pin on the seat?" and then sit down, all time - keeping silence.
RUSSIAN: Exclaims: "Blya! Blya!" and then "Fuck the drawing-pin's mother!.."
ISRAEL: In a loud voice he explains to everybody that somebody tried to organize a terrorist act against him.
AMERICAN: Picks up it:"How lucky I am!!! It is the drawing-pin, which I looked for this morning!"
ENGLISH: Continues small talk.